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Thunderbolt

(1995, HK, Golden Harvest)

Dir. Gordon Chan Ka-seung; Pro. Chua Lam; Scr. Gordon Chan Ka-seung, Chan Hing-kar, Phillip Kwok Wai-chong; Action Dir. Sammo Hung Kam-bo; Cast Jackie Chan, Anita Yuen Wing-li, Michael Wong Man-tak, Thorsten Nickel, Ken Lo Hui-kwong, Chu Yuan, Yuzo Kayama, Annie Man Chung-han, Daisy Woo Hoi-yan, Chin Kar-lok.

107 min.

Jackie Chan follows his passion for motor racing to create this commercially endorsed full throttle feature – the type of hearty Chan flick where he sings the theme tune. Produced by Golden Harvest via a Mitsubishi sponsorship deal, Chan thankfully keeps one eye on the road by not completely alienating his core kung fu fan base. He sandwiches two brilliant kung fu fights into the film, perhaps as a compensatory device for a movie which derives most of its thrills from people driving fast cars.

Sammo Hung is drafted in to help with brawls in a manufacturing plant and a Japanese arcade, both of which are some of Jackie’s best work even if they appear to jar uncomfortably within the narrative. As devoted family man and everyday mechanic Alfred, there is no particular reason why he should have any kung fu skills at all. But it’s a good job he does, particularly when he helps Chinese traffic cops to apprehend European uber villain Cougar (Nickel). He’s textbook evil, under surveillance by Interpol and heading for Hong Kong, although his motives are particularly unclear.

Gordon Chan must have closed Hong Kong to film the film’s first great car chase, as Cougar and Alfred treat one of the world’s most congested cities like a private playground. Cougar is arrested and retaliates by suspending Alfred’s bedroom from a crane, using it as a wrecking ball to destroy the rest of his house before kidnapping his two useless sisters. To set his family free, Alfred has to race Cougar again in a final showdown, which oddly involves travelling to a professional rally track in Japan.

Thunderbolt is a disjointed experiment which never feels like anything other than a series of set pieces. The finale is most disorienting with Gordon Chan’s direction suffering from a harried confusion. Torrid weather conditions in Japan meant the crew had to relocate to Malaysia, so the final edit is rife with continuity errors. Restricted to mostly mounted camera positions, Gordon Chan relies on speeding up the crash footage to increase the excitement. But as the cars pile up and spontaneously explode, the race ends up looking like something from The Cannonball Run (which, ironically, featured a young Jackie Chan).

At this stage in his career Chan could afford to be a bit self-indulgent, and he is offered a gleeful abandonment here. But he still remains consummately focussed on offering his fans the danger they crave. At one point he even sets himself on fire, so full marks for effort.

AKA: Dead Heat

City Hunter

(1993, HK, Golden Harvest/Golden Way)

Dir. Wong Jing; Pro. Chua Lam; Scr. Wong Jing; Action Dir. Jackie Chan; Cast Jackie Chan, Joey Wang Cho-yin, Kumiko Goto, Chingmy Yau Suk-ching, Leon Lai Ming, Richard Norton, Gary Daniels, Michael Wong Man-tak.

105 min.

An exaggerated crime caper with Jackie Chan fighting international terrorists on board a luxury liner in shades of Steven Seagal’s Under Siege, but that’s where the similarities end. City Hunter is a truly wacky and eccentric gem, relentless in its childish humour and top notch action.

Based on a Japanese manga, Chan is the womanising Ryo Saeba, or ‘City Hunter’ to his fans. He’s a top cop sent on a mission to retrieve a newspaper tycoon’s rebellious daughter (Goto). She boards a luxury cruise ship only for it to be hijacked by dastardly gweilos, led by Norton and his sidekick Daniels.

The pace never lets up and the set pieces are truly memorable. In one instance, Jackie is given onscreen instruction from Bruce Lee on how to tackle two extravagantly tall combatants, replicating the classic fight sequence between Lee and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in Game of Death which just happens to be playing in the ship’s theatre.

The film climaxes with a particularly surreal live action parody of the Streetfighter 2 video game, featuring Chan and Gary Daniels donning the appropriate costumes in a wildly imaginative segment that manages to be infinitely more accurate and entertaining than the big-budget Hollywood version, released the following year.

The Way of the Dragon

(1972, HK, Golden Harvest/Concord Productions)

Dir. Bruce Lee; Pro. Raymond Chow Man-wai, Bruce Lee; Scr. Bruce Lee; Action Dir. Bruce Lee; Cast Bruce Lee, Nora Miao Ker-hsiu, Chuck Norris, Paul Wei Ping-ao, Robert Wall, Whang Ing-sik, John T. Benn, Huang Chung-hsin, Tony Liu Wing, Unicorn Chan.

95 min.

A nasty Italian syndicate threaten to reclaim the site of a Chinese restaurant in Rome. Luckily, the owners are cousins of Bruce Lee, who is sent from Hong Kong to help out his struggling relatives.

A flimsy story (even by chopsocky standards) proves categorically that writing wasn’t one of Lee’s fortes. But as the film’s director, producer, choreographer and star, this is the closest thing we have to deciphering Lee’s personal cinematic vision.

As director, Lee utilises the picturesque Roman backdrop for a number of smart location shots, steadily building the character development in the absence of any real action. Lee keeps his audience in suspense until a five minute double nunchaku duel with a group of Italian hoods sets up the second half of the film, culminating in a gladiatorial fight to the death with US karate champ Chuck Norris at the Coliseum. The fight is considered something close to a masterpiece, perhaps the greatest martial arts battle ever caught on celluloid.

But this is not Lee’s best work. An ambitious but slightly muddled film sandwiched by his two genuine triumphs, Fist of Fury and Enter the Dragon.

AKA: Fury of the Dragon; Return of the Dragon; Revenge of the Dragon

Ninja Phantom Heroes

(1987, HK, Filmark)

Dir. Godfrey Ho Chi-keung; Pro. Godfrey Ho Chi-keung; Scr. Duncean Bauer; Action Dir. Tony Kong; Cast Jeff Houston, John Wilford, Christine Wells, Glen Carson, Johnny Wang Lung-wei, Ho Pak-kwong.

77 min.

Another patchwork hatchet job from Hong Kong cinema’s king of commerce Godfrey Ho, manufactured from old film stock and reedited into something resembling a dog’s dinner. Ho produced many films like this purely for financial gain during the golden age of overseas video distribution, using gweilo actors in practically redundant roles to dress up as colourful ninja and fill up the running time. Ho would duplicate footage in more than one film, re-dubbing and repackaging cheap titles for a kung fu hungry crowd. Using this technique, Ho could pump out as many as 15 movies a year, covering his tracks by using pseudonyms and alternative titles which make categorising his expansive back catalogue a particularly grueling task.

The films suck, almost without exception, but Ho would be the first to admit his string of 80s ninja films were mere cash cows than thought pieces. This one follows the Ho formula to a tee, with Jeff Houston playing a US paramilitary agent sent undercover to Hong Kong to investigate a ninja school smuggling arms to the middle east. Then the film jumps to some different HK footage where an underdog fighter takes on the might of a Chinese triad gang. Wang Lung-wei crops up here as a hitman, unbeknownst to him, of course, as essentially all of the actors are performing in a separate film.

Ho’s action films gathered cult appeal over the years for being complete nonsense, but this one really makes no attempt to add up in any logical sense and is a tedious, tiring watch.

AKA: Ninja Empire; Ninja Knight: Thunder Fox

Fearless

(2006, HK/US, Beijing Film Studio/China Film)

Dir. Ronny Yu Yan-tai; Pro. Ronny Yu Yan-tai, Jet Li Lian-jie, Yang Bu-ting, William Kong Chi-keung; Scr. Chris Chow Chun, Christine To Chi-long; Action Dir. Yuen Woo-ping; Cast Jet Li Lian-jie, Nakamura Shido, Betty Sun Li, Dong Yong, Collin Chou Siu-lung, Nathan Jones, Masato Harada, Michelle Yeoh Chu-kheng (deleted scenes).

104 min.

By playing Hou Yuen-chia, Jet Li can lay claim to playing three of the most vital roles in HK cinema, alongside Wong Fei-hung and Fong Sai-yuk (four if you include his ode to Bruce Lee in Fist of Legend). Yet in Li’s hands there is very little to distinguish between them. His upstanding portrayal of Chinese virtue is a trait he wears well in whatever costume. But never has a Jet Li film looked so sycophantic, and glitteringly western in its sensibility, than this one.

Fearless is a huge kung fu biopic made in the Hollywood style with elaborate sets, rousing music and, above all, a strong nationalist streak certifying Jet Li as the ultimate Chinese hero, the sort people would study in classrooms. He’s Jesus with a three-sectioned staff.

Ronny Yu delivers overblown romanticism in all the appropriate places, but the first hour is the best bit, where Hou is portrayed as a turn-of-the-century hothead prone to lapses of kung fury, smashing his way through the best fighters in town to become a number one bastard.

There are two standout fight scenes – one above a platform awning at a martial arts festival, and a jug-throwing uber fight with a rival master who is killed quite badly with a fatal punch rupturing his heart. As the students of the deceased retaliate by killing Hou’s mother and daughter, he flips out and ends up on a quest for enlightenment, working in a paddy field for two years.

When Hou returns home, western influences and rapid modernisation has suffocated his prestige and he is forced to fight again to prove his worth, beating foreign wrestlers in order to reclaim his status as a national hero, some of which is true.

Hou Yuen-chia is the poisoned master that Bruce Lee avenges in Fist of Fury and there is an attempt to link the two films, although this is far too elaborate to ever work as a prequel. It is a movie about star power alone, so in that respect, it is pretty much your quintessential Jet Li film.

AKA: Jet Li’s Fearless

Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars

(1985, HK, Golden Harvest)

Dir. Sammo Hung Kam-bo; Pro. Leonard Ho Koon-cheung, Eric Tsang Chi-wai; Scr. Barry Wong Ping-yiu; Action Dir. Sammo Hung Kam-bo; Cast Sammo Hung Kam-bo, Jackie Chan, Yuen Biao, Richard Ng Yiu-hon, Stanley Fung Shui-fan, John Sham Kein, Eric Tsang Chi-wai, Sibelle Hu Hui-chung, Rosamund Kwan Chi-lam, Andy Lau Tak-wah, Kirk Mui Kiu-wai, Richard Norton, Yasuaki Kurata, Chung Fat, Michelle Yeoh Chu-kheng, Wu Ma.

91 min.

In this sequel to My Lucky Stars, Sammo and his pervy mates try aimlessly to grope Sibelle Hu (well, she is rather lovely). When Rosamund Kwan becomes the target of a trio of nasty hitmen, she takes refuge at the group’s abode where they try to grope her too.

The mild slapstick of its predecessor reaches overblown farce with this movie, much of it consisting of set piece routines hammed to death which make it all very tiresome viewing to say the least. Kung fu fights are thrown in haphazardly and in keeping with Sammo’s sterling 80s output they are all corkers.

A product-placed Pepsi house is the setting for sub-plot cops Jackie, Yuen and Andy Lau to lay down some fu with a group of nasty meanie types (all played by popular HK celebrities), while the finale features the full force of the formidable triumvirate together again, with Sammo/Jackie/Biao fighting Norton/Kurata/Fat respectively.

It’s a charitable romp and the star turns make it worthwhile (Yeoh as a Judo instructor, Wu Ma as a witchdoctor, Norton as a bearded Aussie), while the excessive number of guest appearances in the final scene is just hilarious.

AKA: My Lucky Stars 2: Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars; Powerman II; Seven Lucky Stars; The Target; Winners & Sinners 3

City Cops

(1989, HK, Impact Film Co.)

Dir. Lau Kar-wing; Pro. Joe Siu King-fai; Scr. Barry Wong Ping-yiu; Action Dir. Lau Kar-wing, Ridley Tsui Po-wah; Cast Cynthia Rothrock, Kirk Miu Kiu-wai, Shing Fui-on, Ken Tong Chung-yip, Michiko Nishiwaki, Suki Kwan Sau-mei, Wu Fung, Mark Houghton.

92 min.

A typically dodgy Hong Kong cop affair with FBI agent Rothrock travelling to the Far East to investigate the disappearance of a key witness withholding incriminating evidence against the Japanese mafia and its hoard of gweilo minions. A couple of crass CID officers (played by Kirk Miu and Shing Fui-on) get involved and unfortunately end up dominating the film, tagging the informant’s sister to gather more evidence in true Stakeout rip-off style. Broad and occasionally coarse humour seems to be the order of the day, and things get really bad when the police twits start to fall for the two ladies. But if you can stomach the trashy stuff then numerous rewards await. Rothrock is just electrifying in a smart Samurai bust up while the blood soaked warehouse finale (which includes a brief duel with femme fatale contemporary Nishiwaki) is pure entertainment. There is quality here but it depends how desperate you are to search for it.

AKA: Beyond the Law

Righting Wrongs

(1986, HK, Golden Harvest)

Dir. Corey Yuen Kwai; Pro. Yuen Biao, Corey Yuen Kwai; Scr. Roy Szeto Cheuk-hon, Barry Wong Ping-yiu; Action Dir. Hsu Hsia, Meng Hoi, Yuen Biao, Corey Yuen Kwai; Cast Yuen Biao, Cynthia Rothrock, Melvin Wong Gam-san, Corey Yuen Kwai, Wu Ma, Karen Sheperd, James Tien Chun, Fan Siu-wong, Roy Chiao Hung, Peter Cunningham.

87 min.

Unabashed Golden Harvest fun teaming Yuen Biao with blond fury Cynthia Rothrock playing mismatched cops on opposite sides of the law. Biao’s a chain-smoking, train-loving renegade tracking a case involving twisted police chief Melvin Wong and his clan of gweilo assassins. Meanwhile, Cyn is Melvin’s trusted import assigned to bring Biao to justice, unaware of her employer’s double crossing. The action speaks volumes with Yuen Biao on uniformly top form. He is truly kicking ass in a climactic warehouse showdown with Melvin Wong which results in Biao clinging to a rope descending from a speeding aeroplane which ultimately, and breathtakingly, crashes into a cliff side, sending the young star on a death-defying drop into the ocean. Then again, Rothrock is certainly not one to be upstaged, handling herself well in possibly her best Hong Kong action film. A feisty duel with fellow fashion victim Karen Sheperd is the film’s best set piece, featuring Rothrock taking a cat-like slapping from the full force of Sheperd’s chain belt accessory.

AKA: Above the Law

The Inspector Wears Skirts

(1988, HK, Golden Harvest/Golden Way/Paragon Films)

Dir. Wellson Chin Sing-wai; Pro. Jackie Chan; Scr. Cheng Kam-fu, Abe Kwong Man-wai; Action Dir. Jackie Chan, Alan Chui Chung-san; Cast Sibelle Hu Hui-chung, Regina Kent Wai-ling, Cynthia Rothrock, Stanley Fung Shui-fan, Ann Bridgewater, Jeff Falcon, Sandra Ng Kwan-yu, Bill Tung Piu, Billy Lau Nam-kwong.

92 min.

A top squad of female commandos are ruthlessly trained by superior policewoman Sibelle Hu in true HK slapstick style. Awful comedy routines act as the main driving force for what is essentially a HK version of Police Academy, only, if you can believe this, less endearing. Cynthia Rothrock makes it into about a quarter of the film, playing Hu’s best police chum sent from Europe to assist in the training program, forced to strut her stuff in a tacked-on terrorism finale against Jeff Falcon for the want of something better to do. The minimal action sequences are all too brief to really get your teeth into, despite the best efforts of Jackie Chan’s stunt team. And plus, once you have got past the shameful musical number at the roller disco you will feel aptly obliged to spare this film of any kind of sympathy. Not all Hong Kong films are good.

AKA: The Inspector Wears a Skirt; Lady Enforcers; Top Squad